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Squabble between chairs: "We need more positive energy in this council" "We are positively threatening them with a bomb!"

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@sov_ymgex @justice_ymgex I said 'Tick Tock!'- silly Council of Sovereigns! xD

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TIMED CRISIS GOING DOWN NOW! BOMB WILL BE EXPLODED IN 10 MINUTES IF DIRECTIVES ARE NOT PASSED IN THIS COUNCIL! TICK TOCK !

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"It's not about sauce, it's about lives of people" -Sweden, the pacifist, standing up for the dignity of human life.

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"We love democracy so much we tried to export it 3 times to Iraq" -US Republican Leader

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US REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ONLY FEEDING THEIER SOLDIERS WITH BARBEQUE SAUCE! They're calling upon other countries to give them more assets so they can successfully take on Nachtvlinder.

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"We got our cowboy boots on... on our feet... our hands.. our heads sometimes, just to make sure" HARROWING testimony from US Republicans who are attempting to invade Nachtvlinder

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There have been sightings of explosives being placed at all major EU landmarks: Big Ben, the Louvre, Pisa, etc

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CRISIS Update: Rumors spreading that Superior Minister of Nachtvlinder is responsible for directing the nuke directed towards Versailles.

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"This committee is a joke... there is a nuke, and you're all talking about barbeque sauce.. for real?" Harsh words from Senior Assistant to Nachtvlinder!

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"Europeans do not need sauces, we need peace not barbeque, we're not Texans" -Poland

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After negotiations between the US republicans and members of our Councils concluded, Republicans turned down 30% of Europe’s oil in lieu of a lifetime supply of barbecue sauce

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"LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY. I AM PROUD TO BE SWEDISH" - Minister of Politics & Security, Sweden

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The Republican Party of Excellence has been emboldened by its alliance with the Councils of Politics & Security, Immigration, & Justice! They are landing at Nacthvlinder headquarters soon. The important question: are they armed enough to take on this crime syndicate?

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The Council has agreed to give 1 lifetime's worth of barbeque sauce to the US Republican Party, in exchange for the US Republican Party to work with the Council to take down Nacthvlinder.

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"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shoes on you?" - Leading Republican figure

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US republicans are now negotiating with members of our council! Could this be the collaboration that takes down Nachtvlinder?

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Greece introduces directive called "Make America Great Again"

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Greta: "Okay, I have to go, take my 400 KM walk back home, because I don't believe in aircraft transportation"

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Breaking: Greta Thunberg takes off yellow raincoat to don her "grief vest" as she mourns the loss of her father.