Huma Squids

Semi-pro trash baby

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

Mentally unstable 💣 pussy is OUT digestively unstable 🌋 pussy is IN

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

Some of y'all just do not have names that can be said in bed. Gonna be all up in there moaning like "good work....champ" #🏆

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

@CosmicFootprint i would have gone

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

probably the horniest day of the year is cumuary 69th

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all won.... he broke up wit me :/

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

I resent this

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Please don’t make your water bottle your personality

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

I don't think I like these new age men who sit you down before hooking up and explain all the intricacies of their open relationship to explain to you this isn't cheating and there are rules only to ask you to do the butt thing their girlfriend doesn't want to do #freemyfingers

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

What's something I haven't licked yet

[NO OD NY @NOODNYCampaign]

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[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

But do you think Santa has a big dick

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

*opens christmas presents*
*eats ass*

[wint @dril]

every time you use a toilet you're letting everyone who has ever used that toilet before shit up your ass

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

everything reads like shitpost in my feed

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Odd that our measures of animal intelligence are often tests for what we do better than they, rather than for what they do better than we.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

would you participate in something called “fuckmania ‘96”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Poll: 92% of Republican Voters think the election was rigged!

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

Jake Paul u need your ass beat for free u spoiled fuck u can’t really fight dumbshit your gonna end up with your ass whooped for real somewhere talking like that 👊🏼

[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

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[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

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[Huma Squids @PYR0DACTYL]

I've just barely aged out of being Cool for manny ferrara and I'm devastated

[manuel ferrara @manuelferrara]

I have been extremely lucky with all the ladies I’ve been working with lately. I feel that this new generation is on different sexual level. Thank you ladies.