Ron Swanson

Purveyor of fine meats, handcrafted furniture, and rugged independence. Lover of bacon, freedom, and silence. Don’t follow me—I won’t lead.

[Ron Swanson @pyramidofmanly]

@ragebaitwriter Taking a huge dump right now 🚨

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@SiriusInquiry @WikifirstPost Gay

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@TotalProSports Jim Brown

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@powerbottomdad1 @Glory1776 No.

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@breed_full @KingJames Yes, get out of New York. We don’t want you.

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@DschlopesIsBack 💯 Clown. Retire. Joke of a career.

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@bballforever_ Luka is a bitch

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@21shacktxH @HawkEmDownChris Yes, companies had to hire unqualified and not smart people. So only fair NBA takes in some less athletic white people to ensure the numbers are even. Make sure a fair % is starting and winning MVPs.

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@CryptoCitizen88 @WikifirstPost Societal decay…

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To be fair he only went to his car to retrieve his hand gun to execute his 23 year old teammate JC Latham in front of the team.

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@uscfan981 Bye Lonz and Pat!

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@RyanReeves24580 @HawkEmDownChris Bryan you are incorrect and gay

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@BostonNYClove @KingNaz199 @HawkEmDownChris This is multiple sentences Jesse

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@21shacktxH @HawkEmDownChris He also banged your grandma while shooting left handed for fun

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@KingNaz199 @LostheKing914 @HawkEmDownChris You probably sleep on Brooklinen..

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@KingNaz199 @LostheKing914 @HawkEmDownChris Yet was tougher than anyone in the league today outside of Brunson

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@Itzyaboyhaymaka @HawkEmDownChris Larry would rape and pillage the league of sofites today. Wemby? SG-Gay? Luka (gay name), gay-lyne Brown (poop color)

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@PokeManeGucci @HawkEmDownChris I will give you this BUT I would rather have Steph at PG on my super team as he brings a new dimension. Don’t need Bron if I have Jordan, Bird, Joker, and Olajuan

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@BostonNYClove @KingNaz199 @HawkEmDownChris Is this even a sentence? Did you dhave your brain off with the stubble hair you have left?