Robert Schumacher

An eccentric, polymath wannabe. A listlessly writing, fanboy philosopher. An admitted narcissist with a possible messiah complex suppressing a tattoo addiction.

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

@EmWatson You and I can challenge all of the haters to fisticuffs together. It's all on you though, I'm not a great fighter.

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

@jdfffn Painting in a record! Keep kickin' ass.

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Are we going to see Cthulhu in Rick and Morty season 2, beyond the opening? #askrickandmorty

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

In a dream @RobertDowneyJr had violin on the street for money. He failed at playing the GoT theme, so no one paid. I felt bad and gave $5.

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In honor of Presidents' Day "Frank Underwood - The OTHER One Who Knocks" #houseofcards #Netflix #KevinSpacey #season3

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

I just want Jim Carrey to appear as Andy Kaufman on this 40th Anniversary special. #SNL40 #jimcarrey #andykaufaman

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Friday the 13th, Valentine's Day, and most importantly Presidents' Day Weekend. May as well release House of Cards. #Netflix #HouseOfCards

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Where is the energy in this show?! It's nowhere to be found. #PeterPanLive

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I just entered the @Teefury Tardis Giveaway Contest! #teefuryblue Click the Link to Enter: http://t.co/L8dftICmV4

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[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

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[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

@boolinda I mean.....yeah. Whatever. It's okay, I guess. If you're into gorgeous women.

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

@boolinda So like.... are you done being beautiful yet? Not fair to the rest of us.

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@boolinda haha, fuck yeah!

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

@boolinda Doing pretty well, can't complain. Actually in WV right now, visiting for just a couple of days. What's new?

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

@boolinda Listened to "Trampled by Turtles," some describe as metal meets bluegrass,a song is about a Melinda.... close enough. How are you

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

Late post, but hell of a show at 9:30. A piece inspired from the band. Rye Whiskey @christhile @punchbrothers

[Robert Schumacher @pyratrob]

@boolinda I'm sorry. :( well text or call me sometime. Been months since we had a proper conversation.