riri

certified yapper (akun gado-gado)

[riri @pyrelizee]

Tunes :

[nayi @afaintghost]

Hahaha tempe bacem

[Fousca ⌫⧨ @Kodokodar]

Ini sepanjang acara putin nahan ketawa terus AKWOAKW di kalangan para diktator pun ini presiden cuma babi gemuk sok keras, becandaan garing

[🍛 @ddongrice]

배는 아픈데 똥이 안 나와

[Asha @ieatrainbowws]

Gapapa… gak ada salahnya klo mau take things slow dl… everybody has their own pace……. Jgn merasa left behind cm karna achievement org lain……. Bisa kok…. Plean-pelan…….

[Sol ☀️🏳️‍⚧️ CF23 ✨ @solcholil]

maaf

[nana kopaja (deera) @diraism]

gue dikasih 77 pertanyaan sebelum lahir hanya untuk menjadi nothingburger daughter yang cita2nya mati muda

[el @inibukanalel]

aku ketika verifikasi wajah jlpt:

[inin @kejantinin]

"di indo itu rahim milik bersama, tapi ketika anak kenapa kenapa, cuma yg ngelahirin yg disalahin"

[riri @pyrelizee]

@morierarty Kak krayon nya itu trinkets ya

[tatAa🌺🐙🧣 @tamaranth]

speaking as mahasiswa semester 5 gw lbih sayang makeup dibanding waktu tidur

[Ráditha @batavienne]

These so-called “Jakartans” have no idea how it feels to be called ‘neng’ by engkong and encing, terus salim dan cipika cipiki, then before we let go of our embrace didoain di kuping. Bonus kalo dikasih jajan meskipun udah bilang ga usah, but we’re still their beloved grandkids.

[Chilla @kkuilging]

Jakartans yang dimaksud itu privileged rich bratz yang hari2 emang makanannya fancy tp baru ngerasain makanan rakjel jir. Lidah betawi mah lidah kampung (lovingly), makanya noh soto betawi, pecak gurame, asinan, nasi uduk, sayur asem, sayur besan dsb rasanya LEKOH 😭

[Ráditha @batavienne]

I grew up & lived in Senopati my whole life before relocating and none of my Betawi family have ever tried any of these viral food reccos. Not even those on Senopati Raya. We eat from small food vendors owned by engkong & encing who have been cooking before I was even born!

[peto @phaatttom]

the audacity to call warga betawi the white people of indonesia while yall try to recreate nasi uduk that never taste good lmfaooooooooo

[한승철 @croixsanct]

Warlok Jakarta itu ya orang-orang betawi, orang yang udeh bosen atau kenyang sama daerahnya sendiri. Lain cerita sama pendatang atau turis yang rela ngantri atau buang buang duit buat hal-hal fomo karena baru 'melek' sama landscape ibu kota.

So, who's who?

[✧ @notwand]

padahal orang jakarta isinya orang2 elu juga, pada merantau kemarih

[Elon Murz | SVP of Meme Engineering @ecommurz]

WOI 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

[jakartalk @Jakartalk]

Orang-orang zalim di dunia nanti di alam kubur disetelin video stand up zarry hendrik hingga hari kebangkitan