𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

I LITERALLY WANT TO CHOP HIS STUPID FUCKING DICK OFF, SELL IT ON THE DARK WEB AND USE THE MONEY TO GO ON VACATION

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

homie just said that I'm finna detransition before GTA 6 comes out 😭🤣 bruh

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

a toothless man eating a string cheese 😔

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

he's so gay that he's napping to Lady Gaga .... 💀

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

tiny tim songs trigger mania within me

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

"d4vd didn't do it" bro literally has a song called romantic homicide......

[abby @abbythesaintt]

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

my nightmares are so weird 😭
there was this lady wearing another dead lady's skin as a face mask. I was on a mission to see who's face it was and this ghost tribe was after me and the only way out was to play the right music notes for bugs?? idfk

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

everytime I know I'm going to miss a moment I'm in
I try to embrace it as much as I can.. I close my eyes and feel everything as much as possible until it's gone.. but even then, it's never really enough.. I will always wish for that moment again.. just once more..

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

Just a lightweight getting drunk off one drink at the olive garden 🫶🏻

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

I pay monthly to help save elephants 🐘

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

No bueno

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

I love boobs, I wish women were real

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

Me: I can't wait for fall
Bf: who the fuck is Paul

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

A jar of pickles flew out of the fridge and fractured my big toe 😞

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

If you do not speak to your daemon it will speak to you as fate

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

I just love to lose myself as you take me somewhere else

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

It's so heavy

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

"the oompa loompas give me anxiety"

[𝔡𝔶𝔩𝔞𝔫 @pyrodylanac]

I year clean from coke and molly today