What am I thankful for? Passive income generated by my rental properties, Women not wasting my time by talking to me, and the jury for ruling me not guilty of vehicular manslaughter
Stay sigma
the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial
don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe
#Election2020
Final joint probabilities:
72%: DEM trifecta
17%: Biden + GOP Senate + DEM House
6%: Trump + GOP Senate + DEM House
3%: Trump + DEM Senate + DEM House
2%: GOP trifecta
Other combinations have negligible chances.
I love Diet Coke because it tastes like pure chemicals. In Coca Cola the ghost of a cola remains and drinking it only reminds you of what it’s not. But to drink a Diet Coke is just like drinking gasoline designed for human digestion. It’s like drinking an algorithm.
staying in tonight. everyone is super upset. literally every single bar is calling me begging me to come out. even the hot chili’s bartender just tried facetiming me