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@popscott_ @StephenGardnerX It's a shame WE THE PEOPLE had no say so in the matter. This wouldn't have happened.

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@LeaderJohnThune No effing wonder you wanted to rush the vote through!

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@LeaderJohnThune Republicans clearly didn't learn a thing from these disgraceful midterms. WE THE PEOPLE DON'T WANT YOU!

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@rianryanryen @ABC They thought Michelle Obama lived there.

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@GioBruno1600 Yes I do.

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@the17th_letter6 1,000%!!!

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

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@CivicAffairsx1

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https://t.co/IXxthCsdaz

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@CaptDennisSS @RebornFatboy This is exactly why birthright citizenship needs to end and anchor babies need to go back with their parents to whatever country they came from.

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@Onlyme1983_ @RebornFatboy Good one! 🤣😂🤣

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@admvhv Yes! Now we need a Congress & Senate with the same values.

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@SteveHiltonx Steve, I only lived in California from '87-'90. I loved it! I hated to move, but my dad in IA was in poor health. Today, I'm so glad I left. You and Spencer could have turned CA around! I don't think ALL Californians are stupid. The electionS were rigged!

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@Cyberreality01 @RubinReport refused (damn autocorrect)

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@Cyberreality01 @RubinReport I agree! If there's was no cheating, why have all the blue states revised to turn over their voter rolls & why would Mary Peltola have to scour Alaska looking for another Dan Sullivan that would be willing to run for senator against the Republican incumbent with the same name?

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@RedEagleUpdates YES!

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@TrumpsHurricane GTFOH!

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@DavidJHarrisJr

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@NEWSMAX NOW you want to fight?

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@RitaPanahi That's all they're going to do. Investigate & impeach. They're not going to do anything for the American people. I'm all fairness though, Republicans were a huge disappointment by not codifying Trump's EOs.