Monty Python

I tweet and re-tweet Monty Python quotes. (This is an account by a fan for fans. Not an official Monty Python account!)

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "Hello, I wish to register a complaint ... hello, miss--?"
"We're closing for lunch."
"Never mind that, my lad; I wish to complain about this parrot which I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique."

[Ray @girlydrinkdrunk]

@iludiumphosdex @pythonquotes They ceased to be

[Michael McKenna @mrmckenna59]

@GKCM1970 @pythonquotes @CDW1277 @87sal87 @montypython @JohnCleese I have another theory...my theory the second...😆

[MikeDeBro @Co2daveDe]

@pythonquotes Oh look woman, how many kilts did we sell last year? Nine and a half, that's all. So when I get an order for 48,000,000, I believe it - you bet I believe it.

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "The white car represents Crelm Toothpaste with the miracle ingredient Fraudulin ... the not-white car represents Another Toothpaste!"

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "I fart in your general direction!"

#FartingSound

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "YES! On your screen tomorrow: 'The Naughtiest Girl in the School,' starring the men of the 14th Marine Commandoes!"

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "Good evening. Here is the news for parrots: No parrots were injured today when a lorry carrying high-octane fuel overturned on the M1 ..."

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "That ends the news, and our programme for parrots continues with Episode 3 of 'A Tale of Two Cities,' specially adopted for parrots by Joey Boy ..."

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "I believe in peace ... and in the sound of two bricks crashing together!" #WhatAreYouDoingForPeace #UN75

https://t.co/AxKuPOHgcO

RT @unstamps

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "Fivepenny, please."
"Five beautiful pennies going into the sack, and YOU are the lucky winner of--ONE FIVEPENNY TICKET! Why is the Welshman hiding under the bed? He's having a LEEK--boom boom! 'I'm not unusual, I'm just--'"

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@Mediaite @pythonquotes "So Miss Phume returned to her typing and dreamed her little dreamy dreams, unaware as she was of the cruel trick Fate had in store for her ... for Miss Phume was about to fall victim to the Dreaded International Chinese Communist Conspiracy!"

[Nikola @srebrnilisac]

@pythonquotes trouble at the mill!

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public ..."

https://t.co/rLrR0Ngrjp via @YouTube

[Clifford Padevit @typewriteruk]

@TheMarket_CH LumbEEEEEEEER! or as the @pythonquotes put it: "I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa"

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "Hamrag Yattelrot and His Viking Hordes are now appearing in 'Grin and Pillage It' at the Jodrell Theatre, Colwyn Bay."

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "Proust, in his first book, wrote about, wrote about,/Proust, in his first book--"
[GONG]
"Start again--!"

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "I cannot tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead crab!"

[Iludium Phosdex @iludiumphosdex]

@pythonquotes "Ahh--just the word I was looking for: 'I wonder,' said Lafarge, 'just how much Molineaux.'"
"Shut up with your sick jokes!! And now--a bit of fun!"