caleb ★ ⭕️

21 || he/they || bi || sXe || autistic leprechaun || multi-fandom || 🇩🇪 🇺🇸 🇵🇱

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

we pay our debt sometime

[donut ⋆｡ﾟ🌊 ˖ ࣪⊹ @t0meowka]

tomioka giyuu is secretly very fond of kisses 🌊🦋

(tags; ぎゆしの , giyushino, kny , 冨岡義勇, 胡蝶 しのぶ)

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

holy fuck

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

49ers HC Kyle Shanahan suffered “significant injuries” in a car accident on July 14th and will be ‘limited as team opens training camp”, per @adamschefter and @nwagoner

Shanahan broke his nose, three ribs, hand, needed 40+ stitches in his face and suffered a severe concussion

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​Irish fighter Paddy McCorry defeated Israeli Shuki Farage, raised the Palestinian flag, and repeatedly shouted “Free Palestine” inside the cage while beating Shuki who is a soldier in the ‘IDF’.

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

@Onionshvelayers make it about gojo and t/b discourse

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

incredible copypasta

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[||| JOR 🌊 @jorlerx]

#aruani

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

OH MY GOD

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Gosling has been officially cast as Ghost Rider in the MCU.

[Julius de Linares 🇨🇴 💀🌹🥀 @HadesInlove04]

Esto tendría que estar en cada noticiero del mundo

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

They claim it all started on Oct 7th 2023.

This is Gaza in 1993.

[Hasan alrabay @HasanEssam29636]

For those who care, Israel is targeting us with incendiary missiles that burn and vaporize the body.

[Krystian ☆꩜ || Endsmaxxing @L0VECHARADE]

How it feels to be anti AI in a family of AI users

[sis❀ @elisisii]

i love higuruma he's so silly

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

oh but trans people are the pedophiles sure

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

@auroraskies_7 OML I LOVE STARFIELD

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

@Onionshvelayers that bad??

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

US law enforcement is 100 times more aggressive towards poor people than they are towards pedophiles.

[Homotron3000 @brass_monk3y]

can he just die already

[caleb ★ ⭕️ @qAngelOfDeath]

@vibibri hi oomfie

[Rainwater 🐟❄️🩸 @Rainwat4r]

Im on my bs