Yellow flash of Lagos ⚡

Senior Problem Solver | Engineering Leader

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[Yellow flash of Lagos ⚡ @q_ode]

Randomly remembered the girl who stopped me on the streets of Osaka and went

“This is an odd compliment but you have really beautiful calves. I just had to say it”

That’s it! That’s my tweet for this year 🙂‍↔️

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The kids were even split in different cars on the journey to ensure that nothing bad happened to everyone at once.

It’s shocking to me that any generation past our parents still fans the flames of ethnic conflict when the stories are so near and so fresh. We can do better!

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Random chitchat with my mom about a friend’s wedding in Port Harcourt and she reminded me how she - Yoruba girl born in Port Harcourt with her first language being Igbo fled with her parents and siblings at the start of the civil war with nothing they owned.

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They survived the trip down to Lagos by road in part because my grandma - who had grown up in the North and spoke Hausa, Igbo, and Yoruba - consistently code-switched based on whoever they met at different points on the journey.

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@Sirvarnt Yes!!! Thanks 🙏🏾

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Saw this tweet about an engineer who said “destroy production” instead of “deploy” and the person he was chatting with said take the day off.

Y’all help me find it please 🙏🏾

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Journal now finally on iPad! Let’s go! 😌

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It’s a good day to remind you people that when I learn to dance Atilogwu properly, I won’t let y’all breathe!

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@totallynotsf Ayyyyyeeee!!! 💥💥💥

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@EatDrinkLagos @FiredandIced_ LMAO! 😂

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Bro! We have bigger fish to fry! Why are these the kind of things that occupy your mind???

This is disappointing opposition.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

"EXCLUSIVE: Mark Carney faces plagiarism accusations for 1995 Oxford doctoral thesis

Carney's doctorate in economics from Oxford shows 10 instances of apparent plagiarism, according to academics who reviewed the material"
https://t.co/jQqWqFDo9O

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@orezi_o Baby Boy!!! Congratulations G! 🥳

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@totallynotsf LMFAO 🤣

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@totallynotsf Ah! Broski… Kilosele?

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Spotify has increased price again! AppleMusic not looking too bad after all. It’s already included in my current subscriptions 🙂‍↔️

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@totallynotsf Ahhhhhh!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!

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@totallynotsf Like! 🤣

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@Ace_KYD 🤣🤣🤣

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@Oge_writes …and then cue announcement that sounds like you’re the new minister of transportation 🤣

Ok I stop now! They said the thing is hard!

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Why are people posting an achievement of getting a UK driver’s licence on LinkedIn? I’ve seen like four posts in two days. Is that a new thing?