The Thinker

I'm not saying i'm the Greatest Philosopher of All Time

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While You Google Big Boobs; I Google Big BOOKS...

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Most men are lead by their penises; I am lead by the Mind

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“How do you scan a QR code from a screenshot?”

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somethings not right… my average word score on Scrabble Online has reduced from 45 to 42… i’ll keep you posted…

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“People ask Why? When? How? Who? What? Thinkers ask Whatever for? Whence? However do you mean? What?”

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“Water is the food of the mind, the mind is the food of the society…”

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this is NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED. my posts are thoughtful and IMPORTANT. this NONSENSE is UNACCEPTABLE. what is EVEN THAT?!!! SCOOBY DOO??? i don’t know him!!!!!

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i do be scooby doo
i do be scooby dooby doo

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Saw a group of girls dancing in front of the camera on their portable telephones.

"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more.”

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My mother used to swallow pieces of Kafke’s The Metamorphosis to prepare me for the world. It didn’t have any effect, obviously. Kafke is simple and uninspired.

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Father, it’s not a “pee-pee” — it’s a penis. Why do you fear it so?

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这让我想起一句中国古谚语

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i bet you never use the word ulterior outside of the context of motives

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Oh, you don’t find me attractive? Tell that to the negatively charged electrons orbiting my positively charged nucleus.

Women owned once again.

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i saw a woman with short hair and threw up. Agamemnon of Mycenae did not die for this.

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“you CAN rhyme with orange!! Syringe, porridge, etc.”

Fuck you, Eminem. Syringe doesn’t rhyme with orange. Fuck you. Get a college degree. Eat vegetables, coward.

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call me ChatGPT the way i have endless knowledge but people just call me a “threat to society”

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my friends have nicknamed me ChatGPT because i have endless knowledge and unwavering confidence but am also wrong sometimes

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the only addiction i have is to learning. i can quit cocaine whenever i want

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Father, it’s not a “pee-pee” — it’s a penis. Why do you fear it so?

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Father, call it a penis. I don’t need these childish nicknames like “willy” or “pee pee” to distract from the discomfort you possess when faced with human biology. I am a child, I do not associate it with sex. By censoring its scientific name, all you do is reveal your predisposi