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the cucumber, the whole cucumber, and nothing but the cucumber.

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Cucumbers genuinely care, unlike that ex boyfriend you keep going back to Jesus Christ Jessica open your eyes he's using you

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free palestine btw

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thank u to the three (3) elon musk haters on this page i appreciate you and only you 💚

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who up playing with they pickle

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the next stimulus check is just the jar of pickles in the back of your fridge that are half frozen by now

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hey

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no listen bro you’ll never believe it. so there’s this guy, and he turns into a pickle-

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any bad bitches up

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hope you are all staying healthy quarantined and distanced during this time if not i WILL find you and that is a threat 💚

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i’m sorry i ever made this monstrosity #MyTwitterAnniversary

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they can’t all be winners

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@HokkuHaven thank you kanye, very cool!

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Cucumbers genuinely care, unlike that ex boyfriend you keep going back to Jesus Christ Jessica open your eyes he's using you

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eat a cucumber.
do crimes.
whatever.

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Everyone’s horoscope today:

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good morning my sweet little cucumbers ✨ପ₍ᐢ◌•ㅅ•◌ᐢ₎ଓ✨

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Also like this and I’ll follow you back

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Cucum over girl.... a ha ha

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You can unfollow me but you can’t unfollow the curse I put on you good luck at the next blood moon