Queen Getrude

Hamlets momma || Taken by the best Claudius || Queen of Denmark || @ My son; @hamlit_prince ||

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

Make sure to bring stuff for tea Tuesday today GUYS

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

This remained true for every one of us here in Denmark.

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

Hamlet just left him here to bleed.. Oh my poor, sick boy.. why must you be so... improper

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

#RipDenmark1332 #WeNeverLovedYou

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

Oh, and by the way. I never loved King Hamlet, that’s why Claudius killed him;)

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

Now that I’m dead, Denmark has never looked worse.. I guess this is goodbye! Catch me on the flip side, Claudius 😏

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

Nevermind. Guess that were all dying tonight!

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

Ah. Alas some good news, Hamlet wants to have a fencing match. What could go wrong!

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

And now Ophelia is dead.. they say she “drowned”. Honey we all know what you actually did.

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

Polonious is getting blood on my carpet. #notcool

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

How is it that this play somewhat revolves around my dead husband and my now husband?

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

My own son is mad. And now I have to make myself look nice to go to this stupid play with my husband.

[Queen Getrude @QGetrude]

@Hamlit_Prince @Dad_Hamlit @poloaintnorat #nooneactuallylovedyou

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@Hamlit_Prince Ophelia don’t love u

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@Hamlit_Prince why you so crazy?