Quade M. Locke

Bottom line ..... I'm fuckin awesome!

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

How'd I get so dang lucky?

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

Me and @Maralogan_04 are the perfect couple. We go together like cocaine and waffles.

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

@babysaee @Maralogan_04 Hell yeah!

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

@babysaee @Maralogan_04 That's sound like a hell of a crew to be living together

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

@babysaee @Ell_04 I just let out a single tear from my left eye

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

@babysaee *Shrug my shoulders**sings my humps as I walk off into the sunset spinning a yoyo and chewing bubble gum in a jean jacket*

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

@babysaee Too bad.

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

@babysaee He said to never talk to him again. Also he is never gonna help you pick movies ever again

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

Me being me

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

Night shift https://t.co/vqeZs9HQV2

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

Me and Domingo (my short little Mexican friend) working twelve hours shifts baby. #$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

Fellow Amuricans, UNITE!

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

My sibling said the most unAmurican phrase my ears have ever come upon. "I'm not much of a meat person." As a true Amurican I am disgusted.

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

Life is short. That's why I hate arguing with her. Why spend so much time ignoring each other when you could be loving one another.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Hopefully Aaron Hernandez likes the taste of prison food. And penis. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Ain't no shame in showin' a little nip every now and then. Everybody gots 'em. They're like nature's little thermometers. It's science.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

God bless Merica, sweet tea and the SEC.

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

If I was in a room with Hitler, Ben Laden, and you and I had I gun that had two bullets, I would shoot you.................. twice.

[Quade M. Locke @qlocke55]

Though I try to hide it, its clear. I blow bubbles when you are not here. @babysaee