Lord 9th Hokage

[Lord 9th Hokage @qlove112]

Hey guys today is my 35th birthday, and what I want most is help raising funds to manufacture my patented learning tool designed to help children (both neurotypical and neurodivergent) develop pivotal learning skills. Share and donate what you can

https://t.co/oQKzafPX0R

[William Han @W_T_Han]

But this means he's been trained in the secret techniques of Sichuan opera, doesn't it?

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

All of it used to be free

[Lord 9th Hokage @qlove112]

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

my grandma reveals that i am the smartest and most handsomest boy

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

NEW: New Yorkers have started a trend of tagging Mayor Zohran Mamdani to report problems around the city and the fixes are happening so quickly that the videos are going viral.

A dangerous playground hazard was repaired after a resident wrote a letter. A pothole was filled the same day it was posted online. And ahead of this week’s heat wave, the city installed temporary water fountains in Prospect Park.

The message from City Hall: no problem is too small to fix.

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

The fact people can just tag Zohran with problems and he instantly fixes them is truly crazy.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Lord 9th Hokage @qlove112]

I hate the fact that I had came up to the same conclusion!

[Raw Data Diva 👩🏽‍💻 @yannaarose_]

Groceries for tonight’s dinner was $50. You might as well eat out every day.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Honestly it’s so cool to see him take after his Dad.

[Lord 9th Hokage @qlove112]

My neighbor (Nigerian guy), moved to Houston for work. His family (wife and kid) would visit about twice a year. This man is usually so serious and stern. I just seen this man with his side piece and this is the happiest I have ever seen him! A side piece really makes a man happy

[Lord 9th Hokage @qlove112]

Houston is so hot, my car tints have been un-tinted (not even sure if that’s a word). I just learned it has to be ceramic tints! 🙄

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

Again, this isn’t cute. I hope this kind of inconsiderate love never finds my brothers and me.

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

wait until he hears what motivates investors

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[Lord 9th Hokage @qlove112]

It really does!

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Finally starting to understand why they say a man’s prime starts in his 30s

[Lord 9th Hokage @qlove112]

@Cedu_Rene Man listen, I know!

[The Lucky Heron @LuckyHeronSay]

This dude was awesome in Game of Thrones but he's even better in real life

[𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦 @Malcolm_Pal9]

Does Israel have a right to exist?

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed: "Nobody ever asks whether Palestine has a right to exist. Israel exists. A better question is: Does Israel have a right to our tax dollars?"

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

My credit card bill looking at me after an eventful weekend