Alan Hoffman

Husband, Father, Papa, Vet, Patriotic Blue American

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@drdave1999 Have you heard of the "greater clown theory?"

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@drdave1999 Kirlian photography has proven that even plants have a positive aura. The apricot prevaricator has an aura like mist of eu de feces.

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@drdave1999 Getting hit by excrement is better than his words

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@drdave1999 He has some trouble with quantities and other measurements... He doesn't weight 230 lbs and this is not 6 inches

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

Sometimes I listen to Trump and I think, “It simply isn’t possible. No one can actually be that stupid.”

Then, I think about how 77M imbeciles believe the drivel spewing forth from this thoroughly-demented moron, and I realize that there’s no hope for America.

[Alan Hoffman @qomby]

@drdave1999 If anyone wants to immortalize Mr Smelly Pants, a Mt Rushmore type display could be Mount Hood

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@drdave1999 tRump’s Fair had less people than a Custer reunion party

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@drdave1999 Hard to appeal to voters when all you offer is…

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@drdave1999 Regarding fireworks… does algae burn? Asking for a fiend.

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@drdave1999 To quote my mother, “they’re not stupid, they just do stupid things.” But she hadn’t seen MAGA…

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@drdave1999 I never understood the couch thing. Someone should introduce him to an Eames chair. More appropriate for the vice-pervert.

[Alan Hoffman @qomby]

@drdave1999 ‘There's None So Blind as Those Who Will Not See’

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@drdave1999 My take on Trump

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@drdave1999 It took 17 years for the US to lose the Vietnam war. Donald was able to completely lose the Iranian war in less than 4 months...he is the best loser we have ever known

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@drdave1999 No words

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@drdave1999 The worst part of being a Trump supporter... Is being too stupid to realize you've been outsmarted by an idiot.

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@drdave1999 Agreed. If there was ever a state the needs good mental health professionals, it would be Florida.

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@drdave1999 There’s a fancy name for it, but I call it “the intelligent of ignorance.” Trump proves the statement.

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@drdave1999 The aboriginal apricot and his republican partners in crime should be remembered as traitors until the end of time