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[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My friend moved to San Francisco to work as a Staff Engineer at OpenAI

His salary? $30,000 a month

A lot of money right? Well, the reality was different:

$12,000 - rent, studio with no windows
$7,000 - tip for the landlord
$5,000 - subscription to gay sauna
$4,000 - rehab after fentanyl addiction
$2,000 - Asian prostitutes
$1,000 - Tesla lease payment

Soon he found himself in immense debt and nearly took his own life

Please, think twice before chasing the “American Dream”

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

“Can my mate come back to the gaff with us? Honestly, he’s sound, quiet fella, won’t know he’s there”

The mate:

[War Monitor @WarMonitors]

I would say 95% of people sharing their unwanted opinions on this war believe they have it all figured out but in reality are absolutely clueless.

Mfs don’t know Khamenei and Khomeini are different people but give their opinions as if it matters. Don’t be those people, pls.

[lynk @lynk0x]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

If your A level results are disappointing, don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and here I am today, installing lights for a helicopter landing pad in my garden.

[Ben Boehlert @bhboehlert]

Boyfriends all across this great nation are losing our jobs because of AI

[WIll jaffe @dankness3]

This might actually be the worst bad beat I’ve ever seen

[Daniel Negreanu @RealKidPoker]

Imagine you are a millionaire playing a $10k buy in at PokerGo Studio, you order two FREE Fijis from the cocktail waitress.

In your hand is a $5 bill, you go to your pocket and pull out a wad of $100 bills and in there you dig to find two dirty $1 bills.

Waitress comes back with your Fijis and you hand her the two $1 bills.

Could have just sprung for the $5, but nah. You gain $3 in EV for your selfish self.

I guess I should give the guy a little credit for not asking her to break a $1.

Actions speak louder than words.

You had a chance to make a difference for a single mother working her ass off to pay the bills, but you chose the dirty $1’s.

Yes this actually happened, and no I’m not going to publicly name the person, but if that’s you…