Paris Simone

bonita applebum you gotta put me on

[Paris Simone @qparisp]

moment of silence for my halloween costume last year💗

[pradooshah @pradooshah]

broke no contact after 3 years and got a reply in 40 seconds

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[nate. @f_jxr_]

when u tell her to shave her pu$$y & u wake up bald

[Wolf @WolfprwX]

Her face when the turtle pops out. Too precious! 🥰

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

[‎🧜🏿‍♀️ @Mamiwatar]

Me trying to explain FROM to my friend 😭

[artnau @artnau]

The Lovers by Jef Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux (1852-1908)

[��� @lowkeyalbert]

All this worrying just to die anyway lol

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

She's lucky to live in the 21st century, not in the 15th century after this 💀

[عبدالله @i_Clouding]

أم تكتشف ان طفلتها كانت تلعب معها أثناء نومها! 🥹

[໊ @bitedesires]

y’all weren’t there!!!!!!

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

And I never gaf #pressthatdickonthisdiaper

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

I was glued to my TV for a whole week.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Somebody just bought the 20M home I wanted on Zillow!!!! BTCH

[Shahan 🌈🇧🇩🫱🏾‍🫲🏽🍉⚠️ @S_Hussain_1999]

We’re in a Blasian romance drought

[༄ @BENLIKETHIS]

this is about to defrost waistlines across different hemispheres