Dave

problems architect

[Dave @QQQQO]

@midgeman38 @authorjowelch @percyishim Nope, that's just a lie

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@TwoSk8boards problem is you don't know if he's in your life. he could be anybody

[Will Manhunter @AF17550]

Avengers really doing ticket sales 5 months out with no imax and a fake new format

[Dave @QQQQO]

@12WiggerTribes @H0tWireMyHeart @godspeed_aflame yes I'm houngry

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@Generation4580 @faceuh8 @GiancarloSopo pure mental illness

[Dave @QQQQO]

@HeerJeet giving Medusa that thousand island stare

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱

do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.

the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.

🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions
🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall
🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.

a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.

a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.

I AM NOT SAYING IT’S THE SCALLIONS. I’m saying look at them. good fortunes await. 🌱

[Dave @QQQQO]

they're putting white major kusanagi in Batman

[ComicBookMovie.com @ComicBook_Movie]

Rumor: Scarlett Johansson's The Batman 2 Role Has Been Revealed - And It's Not A Character Anyone Expected

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@MikeHawkins__ @Whiteboy7thst you need to be euthanized for your own good

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@WallisNear @ToastPuppy1917 @rowanfornow have you ever taken a geology course

[Dave @QQQQO]

@agerulsi @DieTofuTante @stoneyshashone @flooszn why? I'm right and you're wrong

[Dave @QQQQO]

@nikkinikithaa @hourly_shitpost an amazing reason

[Dave @QQQQO]

@agerulsi @DieTofuTante @stoneyshashone @flooszn nope, the formal name for it is hamburger sandwich and it's American. "Hamburger" just refers to ground beef

[Dave @QQQQO]

@gregthesorcerer yes, warchef!

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@LivingMeatMech @AntonioBraf0xt @RazorwireRPG just like all Fallout

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@TaigaLily_ @ffxivAmaran why do people repeat this bullshit?

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chat is this real

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Watching live streams

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Putting on the They Live glasses that immerse you even deeper in ideology

[Dave @QQQQO]

@ZoidCTF Threewave for Quake 2 was my first online game, thanks for everything

[Dave @QQQQO]

@muskawo @SakakiIsCute @RadishHarmers they could get trapped in another world full of deadly platforming challenges