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Random quotes from random people. #quoteswithoutcontext #nocontext #outofcontext #overheard #misheard #QOTD #withoutcontext
Everywhere, USA
Joined June 2018
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33 Followers
868 Posts
“I'm only one minor famine away from my goal weight.”
“Some of those murder sheds looked nice.”
“I run my refrigerator much like a pirate ship; there’s only alcohol to drink.”
“What’s the goblin thing at the bottom of the coffin?”
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Paul MacDougall
@franeymountain
Bicyclist, writer, (Distinction Earned-CB Boxing Legends) The Good Sentence-89.7FM, Sporting Life-CB Post. CBU Health Sciences Dept, Donair, the Musical (2026)
David Hesketh 
@davidghesketh
gwiddern 🌲 tree
@gwiddern
no cabal no mission no vendetta no agenda no blind spots no weak points no dark side
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