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[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

I cannot stress enough how much this audio means to me.

[Matthew “Mcgonagle” Tkachuk @mcgonagle88]

*Walking into the office with a fucking massive black eye and hungover as fuck*

Manager: how was the weekend

Me: good pretty chill spent some time with family

[skooks @skooookum]

I don’t respect any beef my friends have with each other. No, I will not participate in the new splinter groupchat. There is one groupchat and that’s final. You two can rotate in and out like divorced parents with shared custody if you’re going to keep being gay

[riley☀️ @valleyriley]

New San Antonio Spurs logo leaked🔥👀

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

just told the whole world he got racially profiled

[🙈😮‍💨👨‍💻 @qtc_gonecrazy]

@lisa_talking Pursuit of happiness quote?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Jonah @Huncho_Jman]

I feel like we can do way better than Mike Tirico and Reggie Miller in the conference finals

[Dr. Freeze @OfficiallyIce]

All I’m sayin is Kobe woulda played Game 7

[🙈😮‍💨👨‍💻 @qtc_gonecrazy]

@102YLA It’s my bday too — turn up 🎉🎂🥳

[Mike the Hot Dog Mayor @MikeHotDogMayor]

Oakland's offer was higher

[We move. @_AllUpOnThat]

The first man to call another man “boss” and it wasn’t his boss doesn’t know the impact he left on society

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This post has almost 300k Likes

The world is waking up to White liberals

“Guys, did you know that white liberal college student knows more about Islam than an individual that had to escape the Islamic Revolution in Iran and come to America? And did you know that white liberal college student knows more about communism than an individual who was born in a communist country like me and whose family was prosecuted by the communists? Oh my god, these people are so knowledgeable…..

“I mean, these people, it's really incredible. I mean, who cares about my babushka who was put into Stalin’s camps at 10 years old and starving? 'cause there's nothing that the white liberal college student doesn't know”

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Falling out with your situationship feels like a divorce

[🪽MÜŞÇÕ 🪽 @Ayo__musco]

Why do men smile when everything is about to fall apart?

[ant @persistantz]

sorry for zoning out bro it's just i've been having a bad day for several years

[Avinash Kunnath @avinashkunnath]

October 5, 2024 in Berkeley, California

[Ralph Mason @Ralph_MasonJr]

Bench simultaneously reacting this way is incredible