jocelyn🌸

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[🦋 @leftunsents]

i'm sorry for being annoying when i want to talk.. needy cause i miss you, emotional when i care and insecure because i'm afraid to lose you

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

1st daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian

Dad: Hmm, that's okay

2nd daughter: Me too.

Dad: is there nobody in this family who likes men?

Son: I do

Dad:

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘MONKEY'S MAGIC MERRY GO ROUND’ has been released.

The film follows a children’s TV host with no memory of his past who unravels as his puppet co‑stars turn evil.

Releasing on May 19.

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

“Babe come kill this cockroach”

The cockroach:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone:

[autist @litteralyme0]

Kim Jong Un patiently waiting for one missile to hit North Korea so he can nuke the whole planet

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

If my man die, he getting cremated. Ain’t no ho finna go visit him. Yo ass going on my dresser 💯

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"but i never asked u to do that for me"

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

My boyfriend was dying...

I was by his bedside when he said something in a weak voice, "There’s something I must confess."

"Shhh," I said, "There’s nothing to confess. Everything is alright."

"No, I must die in peace," he said.

"I had sex with your sister, your best friend, and your co-worker."

"I know,” I whispered, "That’s why I poisoned you… Now close your eyes.”

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

overthinkers when they accidentally start the hugest argument but they just wanted reassurance and emotional support

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

-estás nervioso?
-no, por?
mis manos:

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me after acting crazy for no reason

[Feelings ღ @breefeelingmsgs]

me at night overthinking everything

[sky_comet @skycomet1]

people want a clingy girl until she needs constant attention, misses you after 30 seconds, gets scared you hate her all the time, is constantly bugging you, wants you every moment of every day, you get no alone time and she loves you with her whole soul

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

being cheated on your first serious relationship really will haunt you forever.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Bottom view of a cat that has fallen asleep on a glass table.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

memory loss from deep depression and trauma is not talked about enough.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

liking other girls pictures while you have a whole girlfriend is not cool & it has nothing to do with her being insecure or anything.. no one wants to hear "oh yeah her man likes my story all the time" that’s so embarrassing & you shouldn’t put your girl in a situation like that.