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q!toxicduo quote bot ˎˊ-

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

ִֶָ 𓂃⊹ ִֶָ welcome to the q!toxicduo quote bot !
一🌷 = q!katie
═🗡️ = q!ewron
tweets every 4 hours ♡

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡️: Dlatego kocham ją mocno, ja wiem, że nie liczy się nic, oprócz niej! Ona buzię ma słodką, to ta, która szczęście mi da... ♫

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: Do not cry because it's ending right now, smile because it happened.
🌷: Exactly.
🗡: Bestie. I love you. I really do.
🌷: I love you, bestie. I love you so much.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: You know that's actually sad?
🌷: What?
🗡: Look, we have Żabka and there is no KFC next to it. Like, I feel actually lonely right now.
🌷: I know... I know. I'm not too sure what happened in between us here.
🗡: I'm so sad! Oh, oh, oh!

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: Go, best friend, that's my best friend. Go, best friend, that's my best friend! ♫

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: We would be free, by the way, at this time, if you didn't insult Cucurucho.
🌷: Right, but, do you see how we actually needed this moment right now?
🗡: Yeah.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: Did you like my song? Be honest.
🗡: Your song was amazing, actually.
🌷: Did you cry a little bit?
🗡: I cried, yeah.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: I'm gonna keep my distance, coz I don't know when you're gonna try and kill me next. So I'm gonna keep my distance.
🗡: 'Kill me?' 'Kill me?' When did I even—? Katie, please.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: I want Katie to be my friend but I don't think she trusts me, and that's justified.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: Katie.
🌷: Yes?
🗡: I'm looking forward to this time. Maybe we can rehabilitate, you know? After all these years.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: You're like my... best friend ever. Um... I think that we immediately connected, and we were just meant to be best friends, and you're one of the people I can trust most here.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: How are you?
🗡: Well, you know. Could be better.
🌷: Really? Well, guess what? IT'S ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT WORSE, BUDDY!

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: Katie, please accept my friendship. Now, or never.
🌷: Oh, really? Oh, really?
🗡: Because our friendship must be unconditional, you know?
🌷: Now or never?
🗡: I mean, I opened my heart to you. And you just look at my heart and say, 'eh, be right back. Maybe someday.'

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: Wait, did you buy hats?
🌷: Yeah.
🗡: You are a queen. You are actually a queen, you know?

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: I was actually...
🐥: Yeah?
🗡: ...With my best friend Katie.
🐥: You guys are best friends?
🗡: Yes. Yes, Katie?
🐥: Katie, can you confirm this?
🌷: Ex-best friends.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: I will search the ends of the earth for the love of my life. I will walk through fire to find my hubby. I will...
🗡: ...He was a liar.
🌷: Oh, was he a liar?
🗡: He was a filthy liar.
🌷: Oh, then you two have a lot in common, don't you?

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: Can you take me? Do you wanna take me?
🗡: ...You are a widow. But yeah, of course.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🗡: And then we will be friends forever?
🌷: Okay.
🗡: No more fighting. No more screaming at each other. We are respecting each other, right?
🌷: I've always respected you.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: I have dreams about our friendship, did you know that?
🗡: Really?
🌷: Yeah. I do.
🗡: Oh, my god.
🌷: I have dreams about us actually taking over the world together.
🗡: Oh, my god. Please don't ever leave me. Please.
🌷: I never would.
🗡: I don't know what I would do.

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: You always think I hate you.
🗡: Yeah.
🌷: When a girl's on her grind, you always think I hate you, don't you?

[🌷🗡️ @qtoxicduo]

🌷: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
🗡: I hit your girlfriend, do something about it. Just kidding, don't do anything.