PseudoRollingStone

Take it easy, simple like summertime 🌻. I'm 1.72m tall. Realist but hopeless romantic. Live for sunshine ☀️

[Tyla @Tyllaaaaaaa]

I want us to be able to say the biggest popstar is South African.
🥺🤞🏽💕

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

MISSING CHILD:

The South African Police Service (SAPS) in Moffatview, Gauteng, is investigating a case of a missing two-year-old toddler and is appealing to the public for assistance.

Milano Jayson Tlali, was last seen on 30 June 2026 while playing with other kids outside the block of flats at Moffatview where he resides with his parents.

Anyone with information that can assist in locating Milano Jayson Tlali is urged to contact Detective Captain Hendricks of Moffatview SAPS Detective Services on 071 675 6180 or alternatively on Crime Stop by dialing 08600 10111. Members of the public can also share information on the MySAPSApp.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Unfortunately, a man who’s never been loved properly or been in a real, serious relationship will spend his whole life fumbling the first person who actually does love him. He’ll call boundaries “control,” communication “nagging,” and accountability “disrespect” because emotional intelligence is a language he never learned. Then he’ll sabotage every good thing that comes into his life and still convince himself he was the victim while having manipulative actions.

[🦋 @mahammasghar]

a toxic relationship has more love and chemistry than a healthy one but that's a conversation y'all are not ready for.

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Ingaske ndihlale nee chomi zam, sisele utywala kube mnandi 😔

[Ndimhle Fcuked Up @JackDevero]

My brother, did you have to translate it like that 😭😂

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

I’d rather clean all the toilets at Park Station with my whole tongue.

[Dabsie @VKay_s]

Being desperate for umendo never ends well for thina bafazi. Masipholeni man, kuyaphileka apha kwa unmarried woman.

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

Men are not funny but benza izinto ezifunny

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

ksele thina esithula iwashing bese silala ecelen kwayo iviki lonke 😭😭😭❤️

[PseudoRollingStone @qtshimbo]

@Chepremacy Damn 🔥

[PseudoRollingStone @qtshimbo]

@BhutiThole Contract teachers only, doesn’t count.

[Brock Lesnar @softsgora]

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

Missing

[Sue Dika @Sue_Dika]

Yho ha a ke. Didn’t do dwellems, no ciggies but le? Ndixoleleni shame. Infact ndiyibawela ngalomzuzu

[PseudoRollingStone @qtshimbo]

@softsgora Yeeeeey! Eloxesha I’m not even active pha 😭

[Brock Lesnar @softsgora]

It’s the 2K’s who do this. “what’s your handle?” qonde hayi maan kwedini tyhini

[PseudoRollingStone @qtshimbo]

@FatsoTabane Eeey sana, I also want to know.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Very long thread to just to say women must build men😭

[PseudoRollingStone @qtshimbo]

@Tumi213 Doesn’t really count anymore, they moved the goal posts. You have to be insured as a main driver on someone else’s insurance for a while rather, so when they ask you how long you’ve been insured, it can be longer. Only then does it count.