Jumbo Jack™

I need an RC Cola and a Moonpie🥺👉🏼👌🏼
pronoun: he/him/it‐its.🏳️‍⚧️.🏴‍☠️.

[Jumbo Jack™ @quack_honk]

sentarse and listen to papá

[Lemón 🍋 @cigarettesummer]

The fertility crisis actually comes from this change

[CaramelColdBrew @CaramelBrewer]

I may be a consistently horny pervert that may be hypersexual, but my heart is full of pure and hope

[jl!!!!!! @hochiminion]

do not introduce your gay friends to each other they will have an orgy behind your back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Röstkartoffel 🔜FV @rostkartoffel]

Puppyplay is so overrated how about Kittyplay where you tell me what to do and i hiss at you and take a Nap instead

[eveo @eveoart]

I made a rage bait bumper magnet

[Kiron @Subakeye]

I've been rewatching death note

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Witch’s Brew @HollyyLeighanne]

No lie, this has me fucking crying at 4 AM. This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time. This pumpkin is trying to fuck everybody on the street and I have real tears streaming down my face, HE SAID IT TASTES LIKE PUMPKIN PIE.

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

edging him until he's completely delirious and when you tell him to "say the magic words" he accidentally says "i love you"

[zayden @pemilo123]

your mother is emotionally stunted, your father is emotionally absent and you're a neurodivergent, hyper-vigilant insomniac who finds it hard to believe that anyone would choose to love them

[PrincessKitti 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 @PrincessKitti]

Spin the trans sub

[JIMMY CHOCOLATE🪡🪉 @weaverfuck]

sprinkling in "am i still good" and "do you hate me" and "please don't leave me" to hard launch that i am not well in the head

[lily @loonafiIms]

people losing their braincells bc they use ai instead of thinking by themselves VS me losing them in the old-fashioned way (depression)

[Pokémon Daily Post💤 @PokeDailyPost]

Me when my gf gives me two kisses

[Mountain Cabins @cabinsmountain]

The fact that this tiny corner exists solely so someone can sit down, drink something warm, and read a book makes me emotional in a way I cannot explain

[Stofenmacher 🌵✨ @sailorhala]

"les gusta iron man porque farmea aura" "les gusta iron man porque son pajeras" FALSO me gusta iron man porque se quiere MATAR y el 50% del tiempo está psicológicamente hecho BOSTA pero igual SE LEVANTA y SALVA AL MUNDO