emily????

wear your god damn seatbelt

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

Things haven’t been very live laugh love lately

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

PSA Four Loko’s are bad for you, the dog drank one and has committed 5 felonies in 30 mins

[Will Perry @wperry1032]

"Don't cry it is only a 5 minute skit"

The skit:

@ITYSL

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Happy International Gabagool Day

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Let's be clear, wealthy women will always have access to whatever doctors, medicines and procedures that they want. Ending Roe is an attack on the autonomy of poor and working class women.

[Paul @paulyester__]

just mispronounced Bon Iver in Starbucks and 11 people told me to kill myself

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

I wish I was in ABBA

[john wilkes booty🐈‍⬛ @fullyspiced]

not me making stewarts memes again @StewartsShops

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

Toxic trait unlocked: pulling peoples socks halfway off when drunk

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

Power off vs power on

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

@heart_sinks Baby gooby

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

My phone screen was frozen tonight and went panic mode while trying to restart it- calling 911 twice. Both times the same dispatcher answered and laughed at me, honestly I get it laugh all you want

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

@heart_sinks But did you make it back safe gooby

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

Leif Erickson day is one month away who wants to start pregaming

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

The dog that walked past me today wearing a princess crown did more for my mental health than my therapist did in 6 months

[🫡🫡JJ GÑG✌🏾🤞🏾 @V3nom_jj]

Crazy that this photo exists

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

I just found another cockroach in my apartment and I need someone to euthanize me this very second. Like a show of hands I’ll take any volunteer

[emily???? @quackadoodle2]

It’s taken me an embarrassing amount of time to realize the grandma in Napoleon Dynamite is Macs mom in always sunny