Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤

Our advanced formulaic precision allows 🫵🏻 the GOHMBLER to achieve the best results on account of the sweepiest boys and those heavy big ol bats.🥺🙂‍↔️#milk

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

1-2 in our wast pways. Quiet few sweepy days then we come back wif fwee pways.🥛👀😴🛌

7/25
NRFI Padres/Nationals -135 ❌
NRFI Orioles/Marlins -125 ❌
7/28
NRFI Reds/Rays -165 ✅

Overall Record: 23-13 +7.07 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

2 big ones today to get us back nice and sweepy🙂‍↔️😴🥛🛌

NRFI Padres/Nationals -135
NRFI Orioles/Marlins -125

Let’s go 2-0 cuz fuhgitwhynotweheretowinandbesleepyfuhgit

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[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

@PaulallenVII Positive day Paul! Come on you old fucking fart you know better than most that a positive day of sleep is all you need! Also, whenever you would like to return my wife please let me know I miss her dearly.

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

3-2 day🙂‍↔️ would’ve woved a better day but still positive🥱😴 two more sweepy tomorrow👀🥛🙂‍↔️

NRFI Reds/Braves ❌
NRFI Pirates/Cardinals ✅
NRFI Astros athletics ❌
NRFI Angels/Mariners ✅
NRFI Phillies/Twins ✅

Overall Record: 22-11 +8.67 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

5 sweepy. I was a whittle sweepy so dewayed in putting this out. 0-1 already but whatevs. 😴🙂‍↔️🥱😴

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

It was onwy wight that the day sweepy Joe dwops out the ewection we get a win.🙂‍↔️🥛 Time for you to west Joseph and we are still on fire. Now, back to sweep.🙂‍↔️🥛😴💤🛌

NRFI Brewers/Twins ✅

Overall Record: 19-9 +8.37 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Sweeeepppyy Sunday. Sweepy sweep saweep milk and then bed and maybe some tea and sweep.🥛🙂‍↔️

NRFI Brewers Twins -135

Oh another glass of milk? Oh I couldn’t possibly. I am kidding I would very much like that milk thanks. 😁🥛🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

1-1 in our wast pways.🥺Das da wast pway before da all staw bweak so they have a wot of time to sweep. We continue the pursuit after. No one will stop us.🥛🥺🙂‍↔️

7/11
NRFI Blue Jays/Giants -148 ❌
7/14
NRFI Orioles/Yankees -125 ✅

Overall Record: 18-9 +7.37 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

And we back, and we back, and we back.🙂‍↔️ we got a whittle sketchy wone today wif a team twaveling Weast but we twust da algowithm wite fwends?🥺 twust me pwease 🥺 pwease twust yo fwend the sweepy boogeyman pwease🙂‍↔️🛏️🥛

NRFI Blue Jays/Giants -148

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[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Been hotter than a crackpipe on payday I’ll tell ya wut! 🙂‍↔️🥛🛏️🙂‍↕️🗣️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Daattss anuder weeen. We can’t stop being sweepy. We can’t stop drinking milk. So much milk. Melatonin is coming out of my ears. The baseball boys are witiwee too tiwed to swing those heavy heavy bats.🙂‍↔️🛏️🥛

NRFI Royals/Cardinals ✅

Overall Record: 17-8 +7.60 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Suwpwize sweeeeppyy!🕵️ Afta a wain deway wast night they gotta get up in the wee mowning to pway again:( I fear this may result in them not getting the required sleep they need, and will lead to no runs on the first inning.🙂‍↔️🥛🫵🏻😁

NRFI Royals/Cardinals -115

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[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Whittle wecord update for all you sweepy fouf juwy boys and girls🙂‍↔️ we’ve gone 3-1 in our last four and the units keep cwimbing!😁 shhhhh don’t yell the baby is sweeping 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🥛🛏️🙂‍↕️ #uWu #discord

Last four: 3-1 ✅✅❌✅

Overall Record: 16-8 +6.60 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

One sweepy today. Sweeeeeeeeppppppppppppyyyy sweeepy sweepy sweep.

NRFI Mets/Pirates -165

Milk milk milk

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Adding one sweepy pway da awgowithm picked up oopsie poopsie🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🤢

NRFI Tigers/Twins -125

#nrfi #tail #milk #melk

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Two sweepy fouf Juwhy pways for you sweepy whittle boys🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🛏️ let’s ahl dwink a bunch of melk wight now for good luck! Dwink da milk! Dwink da milk! Dwink da milk! 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

NRFI Mets/Nationals -110
NRFI Cardinals/Pirates -110

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Yeaaa witiwee we are on fwiggin fire. Dem boys be SLEEPIN. ON GOD THEY SKLEEP. YALL CAN WAKE UP NOW WE WON THE BET. WAKE UP. TIME FOR BREAKFAST. ALL OF THIS IS A SIMULATION WAKE UP!🙂‍↔️🥛🌌🛏️

NRFI Pirates/Braves -135 ✅

Overall Record: 13-7 +3.85 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Good mowning Sweepy boys.🥺🥺 we got oiine pway for you whittle boys this Lord’s Day. EARLY AND OFTEN EYUUPPP. Shhh shhh shhh🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ don’t wake them🙂‍↔️ not yet at least🙂‍↔️🛏️🌙🥺 #sleep #nrfi

NRFI Pirates/Braves -135

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[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Can you smell what da wock is cookin?🥺🛏️☁️🥱 We didn’t wanna wake up any of da pwayas cuz dey were so sweepy weepy but now bweakfast is weady and so is a 2-0 sweepy sweep.🙂‍↔️

NRFI Twins/Diamondbacks -120 ✅
NRFI Giants/Cubs -160 ✅

Overall Record: 12-7 +2.85 Units🙂‍↔️

[Sweepy Boy NRFI 🥺😴💤 @quackingtoncuck]

Good mowning evewywone🙂‍↔️ we got two big pways for you Sweepy weepy whittle boys who need some MILK. COME GET YO MILK BOY YEA YOU LIKE THAT DONT YOU?? 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

NRFI Twins/Diamondbacks -120
NRFI Giants/Cubs -160

Let’s go 2-0🥱🥺

🗣️I CAME TO GOON🗣️