Zach Swan

lighthouse enthusiast

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@YoungCultureNY I love it! Hits home

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Sometimes you have to close the door to your office and 2-step for 30 seconds before going back to doing adult things

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@S_Beale79 Like white Jesus

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Had to check this account to remind myself why I don’t check this account. I will be back

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@GabePietrafesa Prove it

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What is the point of a 2 for 1 if both looks are trash and you give up a bucket in between?

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@freiguy He’s burnt half the bridges in the nba

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Commentators who say you can’t throw a bad lob pass to Wemby clearly didn’t watch last season but #goSpursGo #NBAXmas

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Sooo Netflix is definitely crashing today

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Vegas bound to relive my emo youth and win a boatload of cash

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Top 5 QB's through 2.5 games according to me:
1, Sam Darnold
2. Justin Herbert
3. Sam Darnold
4. Malik Willis
5. Sam Darnold

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First date question:
What 4 games did you have in your multiview Sunday ?

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Tank Bigsby looking like the guy we expected to see last year. We are so back #NFL

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Grady Jarrett is so back baby! #NFL

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I have 4 different group chats popping off today. The boys are in full force. We are back baby ! #nfl opening weekend

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About time the US men’s basketball team looked like they were having fun out there. Vintage Bron is fun to watch

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Found out other people don’t take toilet naps at work

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Bye America ! Bye freedom. Someone go pet my cat.

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This new Rarity album hits so hard

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a^

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Not much of tweeter, but Super American dropped the feel good album of 2024-05-31