MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST

im just me

[luna @lunarfq]

8 YEARS OF GOOD LUCK FOR THOSE WHO DON'T IGNORE THE WHITE KITTEN.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Idk why we even make vaccines optional. Put that shit in the water. Line up all the toddlers in town and run them through a needle gauntlet. Americans absolutely cannot be trusted with their own healthcare.

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

Drug testing in a state where weed is recreationally legal and you’ve literally had supervisors absolutely trashed on the clock for months straight… just, no.

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

A job that pays less than $20/hr DRUG TESTING feels criminal

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

I don’t know how to socialize

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

a gal at the store today told me “I totally love your vibe” and I replied “my vibe? Like the car?” And very confused she was like “uhhh no… like, just your vibe, why, do you drive a vibe?” And I just said no and it was the heaviest awkward silence I have experienced in years

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

this like, 14-15 year old girl stopped me in the parking lot of Little Caesar’s to tell me how pretty I am so I’ll be riding this high for a while

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

Salad tossing tournament

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

Doing this with a pierogi in Lake Erie

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Got his ear pierced and immediately started acting gay

[ivy | IS PLAYING DELTARUNE @flowersfromivy]

me on the groupchat after 8pm
https://t.co/vgUetcZCHw

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

I molag on his bal til he schemes

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I am so sorry I cannot stop watching this video. There’s an old boss I wish I could send this too.

[MISSHAPEN LITTLE BEAST @Quadarbon]

Maternal Meat Pocket

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

It Looks Just As Cool When You Do it.