Sentient Toaster

[Sentient Toaster @QuadrantThree]

Fuck pennies

[Sentient Toaster @QuadrantThree]

Haven’t been this drunk in awhile but I love you

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Reminder that unarmed Palestinians who marched peacefully for human rights were also deemed terrorists by Israel and shot.

[Sentient Toaster @QuadrantThree]

@MattBinder @realDonaldTrump There's no way he kept drafts. That mofo hit send every time lol

[Sentient Toaster @QuadrantThree]

@CAZM023 What's he afraid of? Not like another tree getting him could make his dick work any less.

[The Meme-Industrial Complex @MemeIndustrial]

Have you?

[please, mr. post man @AuntColony]

Jokes are a lot like dogs in that they bring immeasurable joy to people until a cop comes along and kills them for no reason

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

Leaked Hillary Clinton emails revealed NATO killed Gaddafi to prevent the formation of a United States of Africa

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

salesman: *slaps woodchipper* "This baby could abolish so many landlords"

[Sentient Toaster @QuadrantThree]

@ComradeStu I radicalized pretty much exclusively after graduating college and starting my first job in my field lol

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

We have found Walt Disney’s frozen head next to the iceberg Aang emerged from.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

You can’t reform a system in which the cops are actually the biggest burglars in the country lmao

[Dan Thomas🔻 @descripticon]

This is my all-time favorite tweet. It's the most "this website is free" tweet I can think of.

[wint @dril]

i made a solemn vow that i would never post my penis on to twitter. But now, it has become " X "!!!! And the trolls must be shown it

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Israel: “We only attack military targets”

Also Israel: