Gwendolin Korinek

Analytical Biochemist | Prime Mover

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

G: "När du inte spelar synth spelar du på kvinnor..."
E: "Ja, varför ska man inte spela på kvinnor?"
G: "För att de inte gör så mycket ljud."
E: "När man spelar rätt låter de rätt fint 😉"

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

If a cow talks about stupid things... it's most likely udder nonsense. ;)

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

If #ants had #airplanes, would the emergency exits be coated in sugar?
Do #bees talk using #buzzwords?
#thingsiwonder #gwendolittle #talktoanimals

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Einar: "Have you heard about the knight with bad eyesight? His name was Sir Lensealot"

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Signs you are watching too much #StarTrek: saying "I'm so hungry that I could even eat #gagh right now." By the way, do #chickens and #Klingons have a common ancestor? 🤔 #captainkikeriki

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Every time Einar is looking for his underwear, he sings the chorus of #JamieFoxx's #Underpass and replaces the title with #underpants. #synth #nerd

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Eskil of @Covenant_Sweden on stage is like a subatomic particle: whenever you measure (take a photo), his position cannot be accurately determined (is blurred). 😜

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Einar about me: "If you were a Knight of the Round Table, your name would be Lady Swimalot."

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

"Do the #UN have a treaty on how to interact with #extraterrestrials?" - "No, the UN are not dealing with questions regarding #aliens." - I was disappointed. Of all places, wouldn't an alien contact the UN first? I am disappointed.

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

#12tonemusic is the #surströmming of music. 🎵

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Einar (keeps modelling things in Blender): are you tired?
Gwen: yes, tired of you always working in Blender. I need cuddle time, too.
Einar (joking): ok, you can get cuddle time. The design takes 40 min to render...

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Einar to Gwen (-5 diopters): it's great that you see me without #contactlenses in the morning, it's like getting a free Instagram filter on my face

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Einar: i can put a wall between you and me to shield you from the screen lights
Gwen: *Dupont Ricardo voice* THERE IS A WALL BETWEEN US
#dupont #nerd #synthare

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

me: sets foot in coastal algae to go swimming.
crab: puts claws around foot
me: lifts foot
crab: releases foot
me: oh hello! sorry to disturb you!
me: goes into the water somewhere else
#footshake #crab #hello #waterfriends

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Side effect of wearing #green shirts:
#Bee: heads directly for my shirt
me: what are you doing here?
Bee: oh oops you are a human, not a meadow
Bee: flies away again and carries ob with her beesiness

[Agnes Wold @AgnesWold]

RANT: Eftersom Sverigedemokraterna går till val på att ändra den svenska abortlagen, ska jag förklara varför vår abortlagstiftning är hållbar och human. Något vi har anledning att vårda och glädjas åt. Kanske vara stolta, rentav

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

New #lifehack: I hated #feedback because I found it difficult to accept criticism. I lived in a mind-utopia in which I was perfect. But constructive feedback is a gift for personality development. Whenever someone rejects my job application, I ask for feedback. It's very helpful!

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

När jag ser personer som röker har jag spontant lust att klä mig som #Döden ur #DetSjundeInseglet, stå bakom rökaren och förkunna: "Jag är Döden och du har för nuvarande plats ett i kön." #smokingkills

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Hur beställer man smidigast biljetter till en #konsert? Med en #visa. ;-)

[Gwendolin Korinek @quaksi4]

Einar: "What did you #eggheads talk about at the #Mensa meeting?" Gwen: "It's classified. I can't tell you about the uranium centrifuges we are building"