ITS TRICK OR TREAT DAY AT THE GLORY HOLE! FORTUNATELY I GOT THE "TREAT" HOLE TODAY, AND GOT THE SLOPPIEST DOME ACTION IVE EVER RECEIVED. GUY NEXT TO ME WASNT SO LUCKY. HE GOT THE "TRICK" HOLE. SNAPPING TURTLE. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME
Male orgasm: Beautiful. Dionysian. Celebration, semen is confetti. Cock twitches like it's dancing. Veins contract like lightning bolts. Energy. Fire.
Female orgasm: Disgusting. Gross screaming. Piss. Woman curls up quivering, resembles dying animal. Probably not even real
"certified freak?" no, i remain uncertified because the freak certification board has undergone regulatory capture and now artificially limits supply to drive up freak wages
Looking back, those jokes were really insensitive to tell, especially after University of Michigan had that horrible fire that burnt down their library. So sad- apparently most of the books hadn’t even been colored in yet.