Mariam

[Mariam @qualitymalarkey]

I need to tattoo this on my forehead

[taish @taishakmakainai]

I saw a tweet that said “I feel like I’m constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing that I’m right in the middle of what I used to look forward to” and I felt that.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i work in private finance and i can tell you AI is OUT and gnomes are IN as the next big thing for 2026. every investment firm i talk to cant get enough of big mushrooms with small wooden doors, conical red hats, illusion magic, comic mischief, etc

[Hannah @Spanish_Techno]

The wife goes, “what if I had a special day where I got to keep the thermostat at 78 degrees.” I’m living with an iguana

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[Mariam @qualitymalarkey]

why do my hobbies and interests overlap so heavily with that of 70 year old white women…………… what does this say about me

[Mariam @qualitymalarkey]

@sjaffss I have no idea what you mean

[Amanda Mull @amandamull]

I found this week’s news that the richest 10% of Americans now do fully half of the country’s consumer spending really, really worrisome. So I called up the Moody’s economist who made the finding. Turns out, he does too: (gift link) https://t.co/bdV7xNC1EN

[roman 💵 @italybucketss]

orange m&m mark
brown m&m cobel
red m&m dylan
yellow m&m irving
green m&m helly
blue m&m mr milchick

[Mariam @qualitymalarkey]

sorry but all I can think about is how pretty jalen hurts is

[Mariam @qualitymalarkey]

@IqbalNuha what happened now

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

New gilded age, robber barons, tariffs, manifest destiny, old ass diseases. Why are we randomly in like 1882 again.

[Mariam @qualitymalarkey]

@IqbalNuha I genuinely believe this

[Mariam @qualitymalarkey]

When are companies not experiencing higher than normal wait times

[Green Party of Ontario @OntarioGreens]

"Just one more lane bro, just one mo... hold up, I just had an idea."

[Alex Glista 🇨🇦 @AlexanderGlista]

Bad policy that doesn’t actually reduce gridlock. Efficient road policy is about moving the maximum amount of people, not the maximum amount of cars. #onpoli

[Naqiy Mcmullen @NaqiyNY]

It's crazy how much better Canada's transit is than the US, random Toronto suburbs have higher bus ridership than world famous cities like Vegas & Miami

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

Hitting the temp level of summer where it sucks to feel like you’re inside and wasting your day but then you walk outside and it’s immediately like “damn this sucks”