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nyc. none of ur beeswax

[abdul 🌌📷 @Advil]

the man in the photo is my cousin Mahmoud Al Dremali. my family is in a panic trying to find info on what the zios did to him and if he’s alive. we have no information at all.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

a tan that makes 2016 ariana look irish

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

looney tunes after they smoke an explosive cigar

[Saturn🦉🪐 @SaturnDL_]

Losing in the polls to nobody is diabolical LMAOOOOO

[mon mothman @thatsthejoek]

can i hire this guy for my birthday

[Tired Monk @itswforwumbo]

went hiking earlier in the city of LA while wearing thrifted clothing

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Why is an official government account referencing the Jimmy Neutron x Fairly Odd Parents crossover episode from 20 years ago

[Matthew Sitman @MatthewSitman]

Simpler times. A man could say, "time to kick it up a notch" and use a giant pepper grinder and people would go nuts

[noah @i_n0ahguy]

this left me speechless

[Jordan: Broadway’s Sure Thing @SongAndDanceRN]

whether by accident or on purpose, white smoke has emerged from the lyceum for the tour mary! @ohmaryplay

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Man I really hate how much China is influencing our elections…

[pigeon @defaultpast]

they’re a good match bc he looks like ariana 8 years on T

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[Gilberte de Saint-Loup @GilberteDSL]

If a woman reaches age 65 with a current NYC address and at least four active museum memberships, she will be issued one (1) complimentary pair of red glasses

[🐸 @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation

[Teddy Beersevelt @teddybeersevelt]

One could say I had some thoughts

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

i feel so sorry for people who grew up in anti-spongebob households. all he knows is love and care for his friends and family, he is a beautiful creature with a kind heart

[matt @realfan_1]

The toilet is door dashing poop from my butt

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Hey not to be too out of touch with the times or whatever but the fucking President paid a $5.6 million settlement this week because he fucking raped someone and I think it should be a way bigger deal.