percy bitch shelley

marxist-jepsenist; look on my works ye mighty, and this pair

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

me to the sphynx:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 @MaceAhWindu]

Jesus

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

caught and compromised to a permanent end @LindseyGrahamSC

[winch @nawinch1]

the end of dune 3 is gonna look like this

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

brad pitt hitting women and children isn't as big of a deal if you believe him when he says he's face-blind. he probably thought he was fighting a gargoyle or something

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

going to a party and not drinking or eating or peeing or talking to anyone or sitting down or walking through doors or seeing anything or hearing anything

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

@kurumadraws @postoctobrist Woman Friend

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Tweeting at a jeopardy contestant: I want you

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

@StephenKing steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

@StephenKing hey steve

[𝕸adi @barklikegod]

rip to this absolute diva who’s biggest song was a vampire love song originally penned for an abandoned Nosferatu musical

[Matthew @NEEMOAHTOAD]

Unironically one of his greatest performances

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

naming my kid Bamnet, after bam margera

[Train dog @traindogsol]

Can someone put him on a train

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

from earthhh

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

yoda is a human

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

@rilaws @silvergelpen @dungeonsanddads

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

@sexytwerp eva

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

i have a coworker that would explode if he saw this

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

"Give them back" by Mary Doodles.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Old Salty" by artist Steve Diossy.

[percy bitch shelley @thatsthejoek]

imagine if the 2nd or 3rd Matt Reeves movie did Kiss From a Rose in the same way they did Something in the Way