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wvu ~ nova

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@monicaamooree @CashApp your middle name being Elle and not “murder” or something like that is so shocking to me

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@Peglegmeg96 Try their impossible breakfast sandwich that shit is life changing

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@_Dannboii just to get rejected by AI 6 weeks later 😍

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directors making $1m making the lamest jokes like babes I’m not coddling your male ego for free

[tg @yourenottheguy]

I be killing the vibe at work cuz if the joke not funny I’m not laughing at all

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every time my cat exhibits cartoon cat behaviors like eating tuna and playing with yarn I’m like 🫨so y’all do live up to the stereotypes 🫨

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you can’t say this but I can so ur welcome:

oh look a bunch of white washed elitist asian nerds looking for white validation

[Yiatin Chu @ycinnewyork]

I told my daughter that today is a big day. They’ve ended affirmative action. “Isn’t it what you’re been fighting for?” she asked. I said yes.

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once I fold this 3 month worth pile of laundry it’s gonna be over for my therapist

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pulling out the 2016 twitter jokes and being the funniest person in the office bc all of my coworkers are either too old or too young for that phase of twitter

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sorry I can’t go out I gotta do 45 duolingo lessons before 11pm to keep my 2nd place in the league

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the smoky orange sky from the canadian wildfires really add that lil dystopian kick to my morning commute

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About to consume an ungodly amount of martinis (3)

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@Peglegmeg96 like it’s the most unhygienic place

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you’re a pos if you brush your teeth in the workplace bathroom like miss ma’am imfighting a war rn and you’re water flossing ???

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something about a geriatric man’s voice passionately talking about middle market valuation really enhances my rem sleep

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my spotify algorithm probably thinks I’m a loser now that I’ve finished all 100+ eps of m&a talk but this podcast is such a good sleep white noise it has me out cold in 5 min

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@_Dannboii overnight oats alternative 🙌🏼

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don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 20mg lexapro 100mg wellbutrin 60mg spironolactone and coffee 😍

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@501Flame this u?

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@Peglegmeg96 we’re on time but at what cost 😔

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I saw a tiktok that was like “girls with no ass walk fast” and I haven’t been the same ever since