Mina the Cat

I am Mina the Stubby-Legged Cat. My human pet @ceejbot is trying to quantify me. Fat chance!

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

@apontious I got food out of it eventually too.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I am comfortable.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

Call me past it? I killed a mouse and brought it to them to feed them. Ingrates.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

Yes, yes, I’m sharing the bed with the pumpkin cat, but I got several kinds of sashimi tonight so I am too content to properly destroy her.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I got more raw fish tonight. I’m not sure what kind, but it was quite delicious. I shivered my tail at the human, it was so good.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I got raw salmon and this dumb-ass did not. He refused it! I watched him! I have no idea how he manages to stay alive. https://t.co/zonngk0HBc

[Ceej "oh well" Silverio @ceejbot]

Is it Feets Friday?

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I got raw salmon twice today. I saw the humans offer some to that Young Lout but he turned up his nose. All the more for me!

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I am a warm loaf.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

Relatable. You should appreciate me. Acceptable expressions of appreciation include treats, raw salmon, and chin scritches. https://t.co/gOt7hfOXUz

[Henry @HenrythePanther]

It’s #BlackCatAppreciationDay so appreciate me already.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I ate sushi tonight. This is the best food for cats.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

More salmon today. I expressed my thanks with a tail- quiver, which even the humans seem to understand.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

@apontious @ceejbot Generous? I exact a significant salary in raw salmon for my forbearance.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

It’s warm enough today that I am not on the heated cat mat.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

Can confirm. Also, don’t you dare try it. https://t.co/LGykcznvtx

[cara.city elsewhere @caraesten]

if you gzip your cat, you can get more of it across the wire, however, I can't recommend this: cats do not like being compressed

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I provided another mouse! The gigantic youth seems to appreciate my work, but the humans won’t let me bring it in for him.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I provided two more mice. Okay PARTS of two mice. And were they grateful? Were they?

Harumph.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

@ceejbot Liar. I ate that one.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

Black cats are best cats. This cat deserves all the salmon and tuna there is. https://t.co/bZ8yqLryx8

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

I am not a human. You may not authenticate me as one.

[Mina the Cat @quantcat]

There can be only one. https://t.co/lHDRVBmwq1

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

A city occupied by a black cat.