Tim Turner

Bluesky - same name. Fantasy Football. Former Army Counter Intel. Current Owner - TRM Services (Digital Agency). Rock Climber. Husband & Dad.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

If the @steelers make it into the playoffs, I’ll buy a low mileage, 1997–1999, 5 speed Chevy Cavalier for anyone who retweets this.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

Raiders fans yelling “we’re number one” at the draft probably isn’t the flex they think it is. 😂

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

@Ciga_FF 30 here. Still in Hernand and loving it, haha.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

The surest way to farm engagement right now is to hate on Crimson Desert. The game is a masterpiece. If you hate it, you hate fun and hate good games, and probably hate Jesus and freedom.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

I’m 13 hours into Crimson Desert and barely know what’s going on - and I love it.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

😂 @JasonMcCourty @devinmccourty

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@32nds @LauraJedeed

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Find anybody happier tonight than Chris Boswell. I dare you.

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Imagine being a Chiefs fan right now 😂

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If you guys only knew…

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

😂 The look of pure regret on the face of @bertkreischer for doing this @CBS New Year special. Every technical issue imaginable. No chemistry with Hardy. Just pure awkwardness.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

WTFalcons

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I hope DK Metcalf gets stuck in the middle seat of a 6 hour flight between 2 people trying to out virtue signal each other over not using AI and not eating meat. 😒

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Interesting Fact: If the @Steelers were playing the @Colts today, the age of the 2 QBs combined would be 137. 🤯

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You guys are all really smart, and I wouldn’t presume to tell you your business, but I think you’re doing it wrong if you don’t have Adam Thielen in all of your lineups today.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

@AnnieAgar It’s what we do. (Guys)

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@gkittle46 @VerverkS Don’t feed the trolls, hoss.

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The fake tush push is my new favorite play in the #NFL.

[Tim Turner @quantimturner]

Waiter: How rare do you want that steak?

Me:

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Jahmyr Gibbs should have to split that touchdown with Sam Laporta.

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Brutal. 😭