Ceri Sarah

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

#TOTP Each song more shite than the previous one

[Erin Burnett OutFront @OutFrontCNN]

CNN’s @clarissaward goes to the epicenter of the deadly Ebola crisis: “Everybody who goes in there sick, they don’t leave, they come out dead.”

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Absolutely infuriating. Steven just say you don’t want to be with her! You are not being fair. Weak man #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Trying to stir shit but he’s got no rizz amd it doesn’t land.

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Fucking hell, I forgot what a monolithic moron Tyson is #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Danny give over, you have never been in a room in east London you thought you might not get out of. You’ve got a tinge of a West Country accent. And also you’re a massive fanny. #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

He cannot bring himself to say he doesn’t want to be with her. Just let her go man! You don’t want her and it’s not fair.

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

‘A bit upset’. He is so not upset, he can’t stop smiling. #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Alissa can’t stand it that she can’t bully him anymore #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

‘It’s so sad we’re saying goodbye’, says Steven, while beaming from ear to ear #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAus

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

@BoLoudon Mate he’s half dead. It’s almost Weekend at Bernie’s time.

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Starting to think Brook had a point #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Bec always looks utterly wasted. Maybe she should consider laying off the wine - and whatever else #MAFSAus #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Don’t care about these extra dates. Steven and Rachel at the fair can fuck off. Just roll the tapes. #MAFSAU

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Can’t stand Danny. Insincere, shallow, boring #MAFSAus #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Ok Alissa is mental. Mega high maintenance. David, you in danger girl. Run #MAFSAus #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

@KremlinTrolls Don’t do this to me again I am not falling for it for the third time

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Is it just me or has Sam been really over-sensitive that Chris went to the gym for a couple of hours? Writing pages of notes in the book is a bit overkill, no? #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

[Ceri Sarah @quantum_mess]

Alissa’s friend is the most rational, understanding and sensitive person this whole series #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia