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[a @quantumcomic]

@DailyFlansburgh This account is the only reason I still open this app sometimes

-mentally ill older person

[a @quantumcomic]

https://t.co/7sjqXbNmww Somewhere out there is another lost soul who read this article after searching the exact phrase “the fuck is up with the video for axel f” and it makes me feel less alone in this life

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Dawg it feel like it’s 14pm

[a @quantumcomic]

!!!!!!!!

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

BIG CHRISTMAS TIES IT IN THE 9TH 🔥🔥🔥

[a @quantumcomic]

@mccrystal_alex Philadelphia has to be number one at wasting tremendous talent. We vacuum up all-star players then clip their wings before sending them on the field and we’re stuck watching them flap around like dodos. Idk the exact word to describe the unique pain of watching this over and over

[a @quantumcomic]

@AssistsPhillies Wasted potential for the team hurts me most. Incredible players who are a joy to watch, yes, but the window already closed on this iteration of Phills. Thought I’d see real changes this season but nah instead we just ramrod Kyle Schwarber through the window and hope it’s enough😞

[a @quantumcomic]

@mccrystal_alex Bregman’s the perfect choice if you want the team on life support for another 2-3 years. He’s an aging golden goose to keep us limping into playoffs we can’t win. If we somehow build an otherwise functioning team, then hell yeah Breggy for president.

[a @quantumcomic]

Sincere thanks to the Mets for stopping the drooling horde that was once the Philadelphia Phillies before it shambled deeper into postseason. The reanimated corpse of my home team is finally at rest. My nightmare is over. Congrats on your omg hamburgers campaign or whatever.

[a @quantumcomic]

The Phillies I grew up loving were a losing team. My formative years were spent cheering for losers, and I was a very happy kid. My team was sloppy, slow and broke as fuck and every win was a miracle, the greatest day in history. I still feel that way.

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

TWIN PEAKS.

[a @quantumcomic]

@mccrystal_alex Uugh. Nothing tenderizes my heart more than watching Ranger Suarez struggle. Why won’t they fix my boy? It hurts inside.

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

everything's been going right since they showed this guy chewing on a towel.

thank you towel eater.

[a @quantumcomic]

@JoeJohn06349288 @Phillies Kody Clemens barely got a reaction, why even go to the game if you can’t be bothered to cheer? Stop pouting and GET UP AND WAVE THE STUPID TOWEL my god

[a @quantumcomic]

@TheIwcSlayer Philly fan in attendance and this was more embarrassing than the loss itself. Fans couldn’t handle staying to eat a loss to the Mets. Bailed like cowards. It is pathetic.

[a @quantumcomic]

We’re not worthy.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Worth the price of admission

[a @quantumcomic]

@soulcoughing_ Amazing show at @franklinmhall. @Mike_Doughty_ I love you and I miss you already, please come back soon.

[a @quantumcomic]

@Chrundletweets Me too!

[a @quantumcomic]

This preoccupies me lately. https://t.co/aUbWGzhQwL