@Nickisbackbaby Find the gnome service in the dark web, sender of reply/message wakes up to 20+ gnomes in their front yard with a screen shot of their comment/message taped to their from door.
@CeltonHenderson@WumpyNutz The short answer: El Niño is making it too hot
Long answer: El Niño has altered the summer weather by parking satans invisible asshole over enough states so that storms aren’t strong enough to produce tornadoes in the traditional tornado valley.
@zerofawkesgavin@RandomHvacGuy My 308 is like shooting a shotgun at 200+yards lol! That 16” barrel doesn’t help at all with accuracy but it’s fun as hell to shoot!
@midwestern_ope Let it be known that Oklahoma is NOT part of this map! Therefore, Oklahoma is not a Midwestern state! Thank you for attending my ted talk.
@omgsidewalks Yup. The breaking point was when I had to change out the car battery in the company(Kimberly Clark) parking lot right before my shift was to start. Had no clean uniforms with me so I called in and gave my verbal resignation. There was a lot that happened before this..
@Toribabieegirl I don’t shower every day. If I have a day off and I don’t do anything I typically just wash my face and clean the crotch swamp. Also, camping is to go into consideration.