im baaaaack🎶

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the Buick Era: transmogrified

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in my Buick era

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Perry Como could get it

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pullin up to the function windows down blasting straight thug shit (i was blasting Chubby Checker)

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i don't have resting bitch face

i'm just a bitch

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rip SFA forestry building

that back porch with the big chairs was a prime smoking location

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@tectonicplate50 what i do:

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may you all have a very merry big back christmas

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white elephant is the new guitar at parties

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yeah sex is great but have you tried a triple patty melt with bacon?

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@tectonicplate50 oh, and the piece of paper I went $30,000 into debt for.

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me: i want to get a master's in conducting

music schools: ok, band, choir, or orchestra?

me: um, all of the above? I literally do all three at my current job.

music schools: nope. :) you HAVE to pick one sweetie. the concept of the well-rounded musician is dead.❤️

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@tectonicplate50 i mean I think they mean well

but the only reason I can support myself as a musician is because of skills I learned on the job

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why the fuck is everyone moving to Kentucky

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i love a "this is us" type person like yes babe we are Gustav Holst and Ralph Vaughan Williams (you're Holst)

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pov: you're the organist of the Neuekirche in Arnstadt ca. 1703 and you just called your Fagotto player a "weenie bassoonist"

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band directors day 1 of October:

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@tectonicplate50 i am at the age where an intimate gathering between a few is far preferable to a large party of many

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why does every app need access to my contacts?

i am about to not have a cell phone anymore.

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the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald isn't even that long.

y'all just don't have the attention span to sit through strophic form anymore

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i got that hog in me