Quantum Leap Year

Mostly retired from Twitter. Mostly.

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

Tis the season!

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Every new piece of information about Donald Trump confirms that he behaves exactly like a mafia boss

Why does this make him such a hero for Evangelicals ?

Are they missing the point of Christ's teaching ?

[Tim Sledge @Goodbye_Jesus]

Sorry it's the best I could do with a B.A. in Bible from Wheaton College, a master's degree and doctorate from the nation's largest evangelical seminary, experience as an adjunct seminary professor, and three decades of experience as a pastor.

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

@CoopFCL That link is giving a “Page Not Found” for some visitors. Not sure why, but thought I’d let you know. Leads to https://t.co/yEJH1Sf3Vn which doesn’t work in my browser, but does from Twitter. Weird.

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

Anyone following this Twitter account should follow @santapologist

It’s not like you HAVE to. But it’s just a click or two away. Just saying.

[Sarah Chadwick @Sarahchadwickk]

We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

MAKE NO MISTAKE Y’ALL: “Citizens United” (a beautiful name for a heinous organization) takes the will of the people & hands our entire country over 2 corporations & private entities who own politicians and policy. IT IS the end of our democracy.

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

@Antitheistnz

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No. https://t.co/8rtEeGF3md

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

@AtheistEngineer

[Elisha ben Abuyah @Elishabenabuya]

I expect that there will be a lot of Christians visiting the Church of the Nativity tomorrow morning, facing the grotto, placing their baby on the star indicating "Jesus was born here", without knowing what they are really bowing towards...

#MerryChristmas

[Earthling @Antitheistnz]

That is literally forbidden by your Constitution - you would be breaking it, not preserving it. 🤔 https://t.co/GVX95Curfz

[#Santapologist @santapologist]

My present to you all this year is an account devoted to the #Santapologist. If you haven't checked it out yet, go over to @santapologist and unwrap your gift of seasonal satire! https://t.co/oEuVRqeetR

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

@TheVoiceofGod_ Appears to be a kindred spirit touched by the truth of the Christmas Spirit!

[#Santapologist @santapologist]

@WinsorJohn @godless_mom @evry1sagnostic @JoshuaKelly116 @postkneejerk @MrSinister53 @skullmonkey7735 @abuelitalizz @arismendijob @RudyDees @robertwood2005 @LKrauss1 @RickCarrierWiki @earnmallee @BrianBrachiopod @arctichamster @AlanJohn17 Thanks, everyone! If you haven't checked out @santapologist yet this year, please do! Enjoy some seasonal satire!

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

The sacred songs about Santa contain no errors. They are directly inspired by Santa himself. Things like flying reindeer only SEEM to contradict reality, but when you realize Santa can do anything, they make perfect sense. Repent now, for Santa Claus is coming to town! https://t.co/z3mqtDTY1F

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

#Santapologist
#Santa
#Christmas 
#Xmas
#MerryChristmas 
#WarOnChristmas

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

Global Warming is another one of your so-called scientific theories that's so easy to dismiss. If it were true, don't you think the icecaps would be melting at alarming rates? And wouldn't that threaten the North Pole, Santa's home? You think he'd let that happen? https://t.co/XCGibOnDzn

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

#Santapologist
#Santa
#Christmas 
#Xmas
#MerryChristmas 
#WarOnChristmas

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

Parents giving gifts? No one has ever seen that happen. That's just a theory, and theories are just guesses. You want real science? Observe the tags on the gifts. They say "From Santa." Could it be any more obvious? It's scientific fact that Santa is the real giver of all gifts! https://t.co/wByVCByUnV

[Quantum Leap Year @quantumleapyear]

#Santapologist
#Santa
#Christmas 
#Xmas
#MerryChristmas 
#WarOnChristmas