Critical Warp Theory 🖖

I know HTML (How To Make Love). He/him.
Ed Asner per asparagus

[Critical Warp Theory 🖖 @quantumslacks]

"It is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life."
Bilbo Baggins

[They Might Be Giants @tmbg]

JF: I have posted this before, but in this climate and in this forum I will restate it: trans rights are human rights.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Rage against the machine is always on point.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

why not just erase the lines on the road while we are at it?

[puppy enjoyer @BokononsProphet]

Uncle O’Grimacey was just released from prison after his sentence for bombing British soldiers.

[Banger Archive @bangerarchive]

he was so real for this

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

President of the United States

[David Doel @daviddoel]

At this rate they’re going to stop doing national anthems at sporting events altogether and you know what, that’s the correct outcome

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

spotted in utah

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

A happy #Severance Season 2 day to you all. 🤍

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

I’m convinced the Tom haters just don’t understand him, so let me explain:

Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow,
Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow.
None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the Master:
His songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.

[Leftward Bound 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 @LeftwardBound]

I’ve always thought that framing fascism as weakness is the way forward when it comes to messaging

Especially when trying to deradicalize or disinterest young men from it

[Steve Shives @steve_shives]

Hey. Don't use the R-word. Even when you're using it to attack a shitty person. Just fucking stop. Act like you've been somewhere.

[Elizabeth Goodspeed @domesticetch]

why did I start getting constant ads for manufacturing stickers that say “lithium batteries” and “do not forklift” and why did the company respond by trying to flirt with me

[ally @missmayn]

don’t worry guys the democrats are just laying low and strategizing for the perfect moment to text us asking for $5.