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[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

It looks like you may have chosen two photos of me for your twote @PopBase

[marisa @2ndAdrenAline]

I’m sorry, it’s impossible for me to look at James harden and not think of this diva

[ava @westcoastwinter]

Coping with the extremely odd kidnapping and obvious murder of my elderly mother by hosting the Wordle game show executive produced by Jimmy Fallon

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[coco⁷ is seeing bts! @jkologist]

girl you can barely walk to metlife from the american dream mall and they share a parking lot

[tate @octatate]

as a born and raised new jerseyan it’s so fucking funny to watch the foreign soccer fans flip their shit over the concept of metlife stadium in beautiful east rutherford nj

[HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer @PsyopBound]

That makes 13 scientists

[༈༈ @Shirinsmit]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

Sorry. Can't. Sundays are when I focus my anxieties on several unpleasant hypothetical situations that could happen this week.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

apple weather app don't know what's going on, they just be looking out the window like the rest of us

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

[Circe @vocalcry]

We don't have time for aliens right now

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

[Big Ol' Aba. @theabaverse]

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar