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silly monkey

[farbrown✧⁠*⁠。 @yesssandnoooo]

this kid has had enough of the heat and i get him😭😭

[colin @colinkord3i]

obsessed

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[☆ @quarterplato]

why has my life become congratulating everyone I went to school and college with for getting engaged

[☆ @quarterplato]

sorry bro I can’t make it I have a chronically online vocal stim competition with my brother in law at 5

[PAYWALLMEN.COM @ICONOCLASTIAE]

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

[☆ @quarterplato]

there is a winery in me at this point idek

[☆ @quarterplato]

You never know what you’re waking up to when you’re loved by me 💯💯 I get more dehydrated as the voice notes progress too

[☆ @quarterplato]

I would take you to Bangladesh
I would cook you sausage on an open flame
I would anoint you with oil
I would write you a novel
I would poison the mojitos of your enemies

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

realizing something is out of my control

[☆ @quarterplato]

The sexual tension between me and a pornstar martini goes crazy

[☆ @quarterplato]

the guy from Obsession is literally yassified Charlie Kirk

[☆ @quarterplato]

@vedixa_3004 It is useless

[☆ @quarterplato]

@vedixa_3004 As u should

[vanie @fruitchaaat]

the humiliation of editing ur cv the desperation that oozes out from every word in there that oooh look at me im so hireable and so so usable i bet u want to exploit my labour look all these other people have also used me dont u want a taste of this efficient ass

[M @girlpov]

#goodnight

[☆ @quarterplato]

@vedixa_3004 My Hoe = Heaven On Earth❤️🌹❤️🌹

[☆ @quarterplato]

started tearing up with bff at the mall because we saw a tshirt that said, “hello kitty and kuromi- opposites that match.”

[☆ @quarterplato]

we held hands and skipped in the mall and ate penne vodka and had a sweet treat. I feel 5 again, I love my best friend.