Kate

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*a la "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof* DEPRESSION!

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@DrJenGunter

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Not sure what to do with this information but: "COVID-19" scans perfectly to "Come On Eileen".

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I can’t be the only one with “The Plagues” from The Prince of Egypt stuck in my head right now, right?

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Sansa, Queen in the North.

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This is a terrible time for my seasonal allergies to show up.

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The US healthcare system is a dumpster fire inside another, larger dumpster fire. A matryoshka of dumpster fires, if you will.

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@aguardianrock @redditships "Our relationship is awesome"
*posts on r/relationships*

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You can also do this when you realize you've knit 5 rows of beaded lace PERFECTLY- in the wrong fucking color. #knittingproblems

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Important discovery while fighting with document formatting: you can sing the phrase "son of a bitch" to the Addams Family theme song and it fits perfectly.

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Me: OK, time to do literally anything that requires concentration.
My brain, at full volume: RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

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I don't know what the optimal amount of Thai food to eat in one sitting is, but I can tell you that it is likely less than the amount I ate at dinner tonight. #ow

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“I’m trying to help you, goddammit!” I yell while chasing a very large spider around the living room with a cup.

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@BebeNeuwirth Is she your Philly PAWS kitty? My Sansa is from there too!

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Accurate depiction of Georgia this week #itsonlywednesday

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@TheGoodDeath I live in GA, drive a rather hearse-like station wagon (shape, size, color) with a pro-immigration bumper sticker, and feel this so hard.

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Decided to get out for a bit bc depression symptoms. Forgot that I’m living in a small town again w/nothing to do. Am now depressed in my car in the Kroger parking lot.

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In related news, if you knew me in 6th-9th grade, I am so sorry.

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I found a diary I wrote in sporadically from ages 11-15 and am currently testing out whether you can die from secondhand embarrassment for your younger self.

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help it's 2:38 AM and I'm neck deep in the "brass band covers" part of youtube

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I've just found The Ultimate Lesbian Christmas Ornaments. #donwenowourgayapparel