the low-cal calzone zone

look in the mirror and say what's up you useless fuck

[May ✨ @shmayshmathleen]

your last selfie is you on the outside, your last meme is you on the inside

So. Painfully. Accurate.

[Eric Feurer @EricFeurer]

a southern white lady stubbing her toe:

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

@IanKarmel @comedybar See you next week 👍👍👍

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

I'm gonna be squaring up with some squirrels and bunnies this year if they eat all my tomatoes again 😤

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

@IanKarmel Is this... A rap song?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

if a conservative complains about a pride shirt, the shirt gets removed from the store. if i complained about conservative messaging on a product, literally nothing would happen.

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

What the fucking fuck

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Target pulls some LGBTQ+ merchandise from Pride collection following backlash from conservatives.

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

Each day we get closer to truly living the movie Idiocracy

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

@That1teddygirl I know a girl who was sexually trafficked through a church (the church is still open and the offenders have faced no charges) for YEARS and she remembers being woken up at sleepovers to perform oral on grown men 🙃 my daughter will NOT be doing sleepovers either

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

you really have to be a loser ass bitch to be transphobic

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

Okay I need to buy some nice clothes because I don't have much besides t shirts and leggings ,..

*Continues to buy more leggings and hoodies*

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

@inaribriana Met my husband on new years a month before he left for basic training. Gave him plenty of outs but he wanted to give it a shot. While he was at basic, I also left for basic 😬😂 2.5 years long distance! Ten years later we're married with a perfect little girl 💕

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Luna. She was just dreaming about being a boxer while under anesthesia. Has the "float like a butterfly" part down, still practicing stinging like a bee. 13/10

[the low-cal calzone zone @quartforshort]

💕💕💕