Courtney Jones

'I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.'

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

It's totally cool to want kids. It's also totally cool to NOT want kids. No need to try and make someone feel bad or stupid for preferring one or the other. That is all.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

will be thinking about heidi klum’s worm costume for the next several days

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

"Accepted" is on @netflix now. That is all.

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

I don't know who needs to hear this but don't wear your diamond rings to the gym

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

Y'all really be out here thinking everybody can side part and middle part interchangeably.

[alyssa @spacedglam]

Cancers acting like everything’s fine because they know if they get upset everyone will call them a crybaby

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

You ever think about how many bugs are just chillin' next to your face while you sleep or are you normal

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

Sad I don't still look like this. #Halloween2020

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

Wasn't expecting my 2.5 year old to pick a SpongeBob costume for Halloween but here we are

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

You guys ever get a strong urge to rearrange your entire rock collection or are you normal

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

@landocommando11 I don't think you have either.

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

I don't think my hair has ever been this dirty.

[alyssa @spacedglam]

Cancers: we’re not crybabies
Cancers when their season is over:

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

Having a 2 year old with an early bedtime has really turned the indifference I usually have towards the 4th of July into pure and absolute hatred.

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

@alexisrhedrick @emilynroebuck I approve this message.

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

Is it called TikTok because hours tick tock away while you're on it? 🤔

[Courtney Jones @quartknee_jones]

My 2 year old calls me Courtney now, so that's cool.